Minority Report
My sister has a handycap
Second sister kinda crap
My good old tiny stepmom
A granny fan of femdom
My father was an Irishman
they called him "drunken Stan"
My uncle was his brother
My grandpa both their mother.
My hair is thin and red
My hamster long time dead.
My family suffered many years
weeping a thousand million tears
My girlfriend has so little ears
My cousins name is Britney Spears.