Minority Report

My sister has a handycap

Second sister kinda crap

My good old tiny stepmom

A granny fan of femdom

My father was an Irishman

they called him "drunken Stan"

My uncle was his brother

My grandpa both their mother.

My hair is  thin and red

My hamster long time dead.

My family suffered many years

weeping a  thousand million tears

My girlfriend has so little ears

My cousins name is Britney Spears.